Name: Brandon Coleman
AKA: familyghost, FG, Coleman, The Green Scaled Rhino King, JumpingRaptor and JR.
Occupation: Professional Movie Freak
Life Goal: Find away around the Secret Service.
Personalities: countless
Dominant Personality: Wraith/Me.
*blink* *smash* Owie....posted Mar 26th 2005, 12:33AM
Mood: Dead
Music: "Take me out"
Okay, so about two monsths ago I bought this kick ass game, unfortunately I needed a better graphics card to play it. I just got one... A REALLY GOOD ONE.
So anyway let me give the reviews I've been dying to give.
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind:
When played with the proper graphics card this game is godly... but even with out it, it still kicks more ass than the Final Fantasy Series.
Rating: 5/5
Never Winter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark:
Sexy Drow are nice...
Rating: 4/5
Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines :
This is one of those games that has a "love it or hate it" appeal. Despite that, though this game is fantastic, thus it deserves a full review.
Gameplay: Marred by occasional glitches and graphic errors, but not enough to destroy the game. Nigh unimpeachable keyboard lay out (the exception being the view mode is just above my "Windows" key...). And many interesting Quests.
Graphics: Four words: Half-Life 2 Graphics Engine.
Sound: To make it perfectly clear, the sounds is perfect. An example is the third Quest, were the player needs to locate the personal item of a ghost that's haunting a hotel (on a side note, she's lying! Ghosts can hurt you! Infact this one; after pelting me with a kitchen full of pots and pains, crushed me with an elevator...). Through out the entire quest there is a ghost that's helping you and when she "Whispers" in your ear it reall feels like she's right there.
Story Line: Considering the background of Vampire I wouldn't question it, but the last game was crap so I looked into this a little more. I think it has potential.
Rating: 5/5
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So any way as I was playing Vampire, I was indeed beaten, almost to death I might add, by a swirling kitchen storm of pots and pans only to be follwed by an elevator crushing me. I hadn't saved since starting the quest. I proceeded to get pissed insted of creeped out. Ironically the she-devil who gave me this mission told me ghosts were "perfectly harmless".
Now onto the she devil. Theresa... She has a sister, Jeanette. Jeanette is... to put it lightly a shameless and violent tramp. In catholic schoolgirl uniform. And yes she bites... Theresa on the other hand is a complete business woman who is the complete opposite of her sister. Personally I think the "twins" are really just one psycho fucked up chick... of course both are hot and they do "jiggle" so...
:3
I'm happy...
But still I have one question about last night...
WHY THE FUCK DID XPLAY NEED TO DO THAT?!
It was scary and wrong...
*cries in a corner far away from the farting Soul Claibur 2 Character*
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